i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She is in my trunk
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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