if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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