I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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