Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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