YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
