i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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