physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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