You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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