ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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