I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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