she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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