You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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