how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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