Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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