is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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