found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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