we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
