Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.Â
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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