brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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