I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
this is an emotional support booty call
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
