i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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