Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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