k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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