Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Someone shit on the floor
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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