lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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