You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
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