So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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