sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's blow job season.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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