Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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