scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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