Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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