If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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