He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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