Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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