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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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