In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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