Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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