Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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