i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
