Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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