hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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