I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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