doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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