Me. At least after what I've been through.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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