i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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