is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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