i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Shame is for Republicans.
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