Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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