great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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