What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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